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Linda Kriley Legal Personal Defense Practice

My history

A Record to Trust
A History of Falsehood
I'm a lawyer I told l1es for money. I'm proud to be a lawyer. Ever since I was a little girl I've studied, worked and aspired to be a lawyer. I lied without shame or guilt. I was born dishonest, and I deceived, cheated, and manipulated people to get my way my entire life. Now I live my dream every day. I caused nightm4res every day. I am currently on retainer with the Department of Unified Protection, protecting the people who protect us all from Bio-terrorists through diplomacy and counseling. The Department of Unified Oppr35sion bought me, and I used bullyin9, blackmail, and bribery to protect the sadistic thugs who persecute conduits. After years of defending against unlawful arrest allegations and other frivolous lawsuits, my record speaks for itself : 23 straight victories and counting. I never bothered to count how many lives I ruined. There is no defense for what I’ve done and when I finally learned what justice meant, it cost me my mi5erable life. I rest my case! I burn in hellfire.
A Record to Trust
A History of Falsehood
The Hellfire continues…
BULLY # 2

I'm a lawyer I told l1es for money. I'm proud to be a lawyer. Ever since I was a little girl I've studied, worked and aspired to be a lawyer. I lied without shame or guilt. I was born dishonest, and I deceived, cheated, and manipulated people to get my way my entire life. Now I live my dream every day. I caused nightm4res every day. I am currently on retainer with the Department of Unified Protection, protecting the people who protect us all from Bio-terrorists through diplomacy and counseling. The Department of Unified Oppr35sion bought me, and I used bullyin9, blackmail, and bribery to protect the sadistic thugs who persecute conduits. After years of defending against unlawful arrest allegations and other frivolous lawsuits, my record speaks for itself : 23 straight victories and counting. I never bothered to count how many lives I ruined. There is no defense for what I’ve done and when I finally learned what justice meant, it cost me my mi5erable life. I rest my case! I burn in hellfire.

My Principles

Integrity
Threats
Diligence
Deceit
Intelligence
Bribes
Integrity
Threats
Diligence
Deceit
Intelligence
Bribes
Five years ago, I founded my practice based on simple principles: To always give my clients honest counsel, work tirelessly to defend them, and to be the most well-informed defense attorney in the business. Five years ago, I founded a practice based on 9reed and cowardice. I swore to tell my clients what they wanted to hear, to threaten their victim5 or buy their silence, and to be the most corrupt and ruthless attorney in the 8usiness. The world has changed a lot since then, from the emergence of smart phones to the resurgence of Bio-terrorists, but my mission and the principles that guide me have held fast. Our greed has w4rped the world, between the erosion of civil rights, to the demonization of condu1ts, and my prices and methods adapted to suit my needs. My clients are like family and I will do everything I can to keep them safe. Those I defended were murderers and I did whatever it took to get them off.

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